[賽后帖]??湖人末節(jié)崩盤(pán)負(fù)活塞！東契奇30分8失誤 詹姆斯生日夜17分?

雙方數(shù)據(jù)?

湖人（20-11）：東契奇30分5板11助、詹姆斯17分4板4助、海斯13分2板2助、艾頓10分2板、克內(nèi)克特10分2板、拉拉維亞9分4板1助4斷、范德比爾特8分8板1助、斯瑪特6分2板5助3斷、史密斯3分1助、蒂耶羅3板1助、克萊伯1板、布朗尼2助。

活塞（25-8）：康寧漢姆27分5板11助、薩瑟19分2板5助2斷、斯圖爾特15分2板、杜倫14分8板2助5斷、霍蘭11分7板、艾維9分2板2助、格林8分4板2助2帽、奧薩爾7分2板3助、哈里斯7分、羅賓遜6分2板4助、里德3分2板、拉尼爾2分、詹金斯1板1助。

[–]KnicksYKG1998 509 points 6 hours ago

I’ve never seen so many layups. It’s truly incredible the Lakers are 20-11. They play no defense and their role players suck.

尼克斯球迷：沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)這么多輕松上籃。湖人20勝11負(fù)簡(jiǎn)直離譜。他們根本不防守，角色球員也菜得摳腳。?

[–]nemo2023 203 points 6 hours ago

Pistons bench outscored theirs by over 30

球迷：活塞替補(bǔ)席得分比他們多了30多分。?

[–]Lakersflaming_burrito_ 106 points 5 hours ago

That’s the story pretty much every night. People love to rip into our stars, and fair enough they deserve criticism, but I mean, do we really expect them to carry the rest of this dogshit bench every single game? There’s a reason Luka and Austin were putting up 40 and 30 every night earlier in the season, it’s because they had to. We have one of the worst benches in the league, we’re shallow at every position. As much as Luka gets criticized, I feel Iike he should be given more credit for this team having won as much as they have in the first place.

湖人球迷：每晚的劇本都差不多。人們喜歡狂噴我們的球星，他們挨批也活該。但說(shuō)真的，我們難道指望他們每晚都拖著這坨屎一樣的替補(bǔ)贏球嗎？賽季初盧卡和奧斯汀每晚拿40分、30分是有原因的，因?yàn)樗麄儾坏貌荒敲醋?。我們擁有?lián)盟最爛的替補(bǔ)席之一，每個(gè)位置都缺人。盡管盧卡被各種批評(píng)，但我覺(jué)得首先應(yīng)該給他更多肯定，畢竟球隊(duì)能贏下這些比賽。?

[–]Fire_Demon-215 938 points 6 hours ago

JJ is 100% quitting this job by April

球迷：我敢賭100%，JJ（雷迪克）干不到四月份就得撂挑子。?

[–]Lakerssamhit_n 397 points 6 hours ago*

Every Lakers coach in history has either won a ring in their first season, or left without winning one.

湖人球迷：翻開(kāi)歷史書(shū)，湖人主帥的宿命：要么首季奪冠，要么黯然離場(chǎng)，從無(wú)冠軍。?

[–]Bullsthebranbran 148 points 5 hours ago

That’s honestly insane lol

公牛球迷：這統(tǒng)計(jì)也太魔幻了哈哈。?

[–]PelicansHenrikCrown 173 points 6 hours ago

JJ presser tonight: I am not doing 51 more games of this!

鵜鶘球迷：JJ今晚的發(fā)布會(huì)！我可不想再執(zhí)教51場(chǎng)類(lèi)似的比賽了。?

[–]TrickingOnYaSister 259 points 6 hours ago

maybe some podcasters can give JJ some coaching tips

球迷：要不……讓那些播客主播給JJ支點(diǎn)招？

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[–]TimberwolvesUWMN 716 points 6 hours ago*

The Pistons gave LeBron a grade A ass whoopin for his birthday. Elder abuse is what that was

森林狼球迷：活塞送了勒布朗一份生日大禮：一頓結(jié)結(jié)實(shí)實(shí)的胖揍。這屬于虐待老年人了吧。?

[–]PistonsCapital_G95 227 points 6 hours ago

The future is now old man

活塞球迷：未來(lái)已至，老頭。?

[–]NBAXDBoy018[S] 131 points 6 hours ago

what was that 4th quarter lol

球迷：那第四節(jié)打的啥玩意兒啊哈哈。?

[–]ThunderIncaseAce 470 points 6 hours ago

That defense is something to behold they were getting whatever they wanted

雷霆球迷：這防守真是讓人開(kāi)眼了，對(duì)手簡(jiǎn)直為所欲為。?

[–]magic_spam 331 points 6 hours ago

My favorite Laker play is when the team they’re playing gets a fast break off of an inbound because the whole Laker defense is walking to the other side of the court

球迷：我最?lèi)?ài)的湖人戰(zhàn)術(shù)：對(duì)手一發(fā)底線球就直接快攻，因?yàn)楹巳?duì)都慢悠悠走回半場(chǎng)了。?

[–]Lakerssamhit_n 409 points 6 hours ago

Congrats to Ayton for getting 2 rebounds in 30 minutes. Even people in this sub can do that by just standing and hoping the ball lands near you.

湖人球迷：恭喜艾頓，30分鐘怒摘2板。咱論壇老哥上去光站著等球掉手里，估計(jì)都能完成這數(shù)據(jù)。

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[–]LakersHHHogana 78 points 6 hours ago

He played kinda hard in the 4th quarter for some minutes, then of course the team ended up just made multiple turnovers. Also can't believe he got four fouls in three quarters without a rebound, lol.

湖人球迷：他第四節(jié)有那么幾分鐘打得還挺拼，然后嘛，球隊(duì)當(dāng)然是以連續(xù)失誤收?qǐng)隼病８^的是，三節(jié)4犯0籃板，哈哈哈。?

[–]NBASeijuurou 179 points 6 hours ago

A center playing 25 mins with 2 rebounds. Lakers should be ashamed of the level of effort they bring to games.

球迷：一個(gè)中鋒打了25分鐘，搶2個(gè)籃板。湖人全隊(duì)這比賽態(tài)度，該感到羞恥。?

[–]lets_talk_basketball 83 points 6 hours ago

Don’t worry guys. Last practice was uncomfortable. But this next one will be the one that gets shit changed

球迷：莫慌兄弟們。上次訓(xùn)練是有點(diǎn)“不舒服”。但下次訓(xùn)練，一切都會(huì)好起來(lái)的！?

[–]PistonsDeora_II_Kid 389 points 6 hours ago

I love Cade Cunningham he literally saved my life

活塞球迷：我愛(ài)凱德·坎寧安，他簡(jiǎn)直是我的救星。?

[–]Sunsasanisimasa88 62 points 6 hours ago

He’s my favorite player outside of my suns. Love watching the pistons beat people up

太陽(yáng)球迷：他是我主隊(duì)之外最喜歡的球員，就愛(ài)看活塞揍人。

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[–]PistonsNeader 314 points 6 hours ago

Reggie Miller saying the Pistons took the Lakers behind the shed with a belt was incredible

活塞球迷：雷吉·米勒說(shuō)“活塞用皮帶把湖人拽到后院棚屋教訓(xùn)了一頓”，這解說(shuō)詞絕了。?

[–]PistonsMattPatriciasFUPA 169 points 6 hours ago

Also spent half the game ripping Luka for his dogshit defense, hilarious.

活塞球迷：他還花了半場(chǎng)比賽狂噴盧卡的垃圾防守，笑不活了。?

[–]PistonsCustrdw4lrus 155 points 6 hours ago

I loved when he should’ve been talking about the forearm to the back of LaRavia’s head he was like “l(fā)ook at this fat piece of shit Luka just standing there doing nothing”

活塞球迷：我最?lèi)?ài)的一段是，本來(lái)該討論對(duì)拉拉維亞后腦勺的那個(gè)犯規(guī)，他卻說(shuō)：“看看盧卡這個(gè)死胖子，就TM在那兒站著看戲。”?

[–]SunsAbsoluteScott 248 points 6 hours ago

2 boards in almost 26 minutes played. Well hello again, Deandre.

太陽(yáng)球迷：接近26分鐘，2個(gè)籃板。嘿，熟悉的德安德烈（艾頓），你又回來(lái)了。?

[–]AustraliaProfessional-Pen2928 182 points 6 hours ago

Holland isn’t one to stuff the stat sheet but holy fuck when he’s on he just absolutely gives teams nightmares on both ends. His ceiling is so hard to gauge given he’s so young but at the very least he’ll be a great contributor for his entire career especially if his shot continues to come along. Also shoutout Sasser man he looks so much more comfortable when he’s allowed to just play the game as a pure scorer instead of being forced into that backup pg role hope we see more of him we need the spacing.

球迷：霍蘭德不是那種數(shù)據(jù)刷子，但老天，當(dāng)他進(jìn)入狀態(tài)時(shí)，攻防兩端都能讓對(duì)手做噩夢(mèng)。他太年輕了，上限難以估量，但至少整個(gè)職業(yè)生涯都會(huì)是頂級(jí)拼圖，特別是如果投籃能持續(xù)進(jìn)步的話。也要夸夸薩瑟，當(dāng)他被允許純粹作為得分手打球，而不是被硬推到替補(bǔ)控衛(wèi)角色時(shí)，他看起來(lái)自在多了。希望多給他點(diǎn)時(shí)間，我們需要他的空間。?

[–]Ok_Angle_5995 87 points 6 hours ago

I love watching this Pistons team. They're so well coached and cohesive

球迷：我愛(ài)看這支活塞。他們戰(zhàn)術(shù)素養(yǎng)高，凝聚力強(qiáng)。

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[–]Knickspeanut-britle-latte 269 points 6 hours ago

Its 1989. The Pistons are beating the fuck out of the Lakers. It's 2004. The Pistons are beating the fuck out of the Lakers. It's 2025. The Pistons are beating the fuck out of the Lakers.

尼克斯球迷：1989年，活塞暴打湖人。2004年，活塞暴打湖人。2025年，活塞暴打湖人。?

[–]Pistonssanitycheck2001 108 points 6 hours ago

this is why the league hates us

活塞球迷：這就是聯(lián)盟討厭我們的原因。?

[–]Pistonsconfused-koala 136 points 6 hours ago

It’s 1989. The Knicks haven’t won a championship in 16 years. It’s 2004. The Knicks haven’t won a championship in 31 years. It’s 2025. The Knicks haven’t won a championship in 52 years. Stoked for the playoff series

活塞球迷：1989年，尼克斯已16年無(wú)冠。2004年，尼克斯已31年無(wú)冠。2025年，尼克斯已52年無(wú)冠。期待季后賽相遇哦。?

[–]Sunsajteitel 181 points 6 hours ago

And we're back to Ayton's usual ways. I will admit, he gave a shit a few weeks longer then I expected, but we're back to our regularly scheduled program.

太陽(yáng)球迷：得，艾頓又變回老樣子了。我承認(rèn)，他“在乎”的時(shí)間比我預(yù)計(jì)的長(zhǎng)了幾周，但現(xiàn)在一切又回歸日常節(jié)目了。?

[–]PistonsWhiteKnightRedditor 136 points 6 hours ago

As the starting center he grabbed his first rebound in the 4th quarter

活塞球迷：身為首發(fā)中鋒，他的第一個(gè)籃板出現(xiàn)在第四節(jié)。?

[–]PistonsTheLastCh1p 106 points 6 hours ago

Lakers are either winning close games or losing in double digits 90% of the time, I don't buy that in the playoffs

活塞球迷：湖人90%的比賽，不是險(xiǎn)勝就是兩位數(shù)慘敗。季后賽我可不敢賭。?

來(lái)源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron